Because the vote in Georgia turns into nearer, we wish to thank an individual who has helped save democracy

But when the breed intensifies in Georgia, one has to believe that every vote that went to that murderous bastard came directly from the other murderous bastard. So let's bring a glass of mine mud to this world champion.

Blankenship shares many traits with Trump. He doesn't think climate change is real. He doesn't believe that work safety is important. And he believes that bribery, extortion, and packing the dishes with kind judges are the path to happiness.

Of course, Blankenship spent less than a year in federal prison killing 29 men, then lying about the matter, then trying to cover up the matter, and then facing even more. However, sending a CEO to a minimum security facility for a full year is like sentencing a normal person – such as one of those "essential employees" – to life at Alcatraz. While he was behind bars, the distress of being unable to access his mountaintop lock or visit his mega-yacht caused Blankenship to write a book about his findings. I think it's titled "Mine has a fight too."

And then he secured a place as a Senate candidate, then as a presidential candidate for the “Constitutional Party”. Telling you everything you ever wanted to know about the Constitutional Party.

Definitely on this very special day. We thank Don Blankenship, an extraordinary donkey, for the 3,900 votes he received in Georgia. I'm sure Trump's fans will want to thank him too.

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