Delusional Trump dials into Gettysburg committee listening to to encourage extra imaginary fraud

Trump, with his usual political prowess, immediately came out admitting he was trying to exclude some 80 million Americans who voted for President-elect Joe Biden from the right to vote.

"We have to turn the choice," he said. "All we have to do is get a judge to hear it right." Yes. With enough money under the table, Trump says, he can get "a judge" to hear his appeals "right". But by the time Trump locates this special judge, he has seen a historic series of post-election legal losses that America has really never seen before.

But that reality did not prevent Trump from delighting his acolytes with fantastic stories of "many, many cases" of fraud.

"This election has been manipulated and we cannot allow it," attacked Trump a million times without providing any evidence. "And that choice has to be flipped because we've won a lot in Pennsylvania and all of these swing states have won a lot." Unless, of course, you consult Keystone State's certified vote, in which Biden defeated Trump by more than 81,000 votes.

Here's a sneak peek at the event where Pennsylvania Republicans, Giuliani & Co. signed up for the next episode of SNL.


Legal Counsel Jenna Ellis is now holding her phone to the microphone so President Trump can speakerphone the hotel room of the Pennsylvania Republican legislature.

– Kaitlan Collins (@kaitlancollins) November 25, 2020

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