In summary, Donald Trump announced on Twitter on Saturday that his lawyers would hold a press conference at the upscale Four Seasons Hotel in Philadelphia. That tweet was quickly replaced with one that said the location was Four Seasons Total Landscaping in Philadelphia, which is in an industrial area adjacent to the Fantasy Island Adult Store and a crematorium.
As if that weren't bad enough, Politico reports that New Jersey political reporters instantly recognized one of Rudy Giuliani's key "witnesses" as Daryl Brooks, a New Jersey man who was jailed in 1988 after being convicted of a sex offender. He was convicted of exposing himself to two girls, ages 7 and 11.
Brooks ran for Congress as the Green Party candidate in the 12th borough of New Jersey in 2004, along with a number of other election campaigns since then as a candidate for the Libertarian Campaign and the Campaign of the Poor.
At the Four Seasons Total Humiliation event, Brooks claimed to have moved to Philadelphia two years ago, but Politico was unable to verify. Brooks ran for office several times in New Jersey, and the officials elected there were surprised to see him.
"I started looking at it and suddenly I thought, 'There's New Jersey's perennial candidate who claims to live in Philadelphia and Giuliani who claims he was an election observer and a Philadelphia resident," said Reed Gusciora. Mayor of Trenton, in a telephone interview.
The New Jersey Rep. Bonnie Watson Coleman office also recognized Brooks. Chief of Staff James Gee added context, noting that Brooks had become an election observer for the Clinton campaign in 2016.
“Yes, I know Daryl. It's so fitting that he would be there, ”Gee said.
Gee said he believed Brooks was hired for Hillary Clinton's campaign in 2016.
“People don't care who they're hiring. They're just trying to get bodies, especially if it's a white organizer,” said Gee, who's black. “And this time he was apparently on the Republican side of the observer . "
The campaign never fully explained why they chose this place, but the most obvious answer is that someone from the campaign just screwed it up and everyone went along to save the face. Check out some of the Trump supporters who turned out to be in the landscaping next to the adult store and across from the crematorium.
Before the press conference here, a man in his underpants (disguised as sleepy Joe) calls out "George Soros" to the supporters of Biden across the street. pic.twitter.com/Ysxm6H2MYs
– Richard Hall (@_RichardHall) November 7, 2020
What way to end this?
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